Welcome to my blog!

Hello, Everyone. My name is Ann Hart Coulter. You may know me from television or one of my five New York Times best selling books. This is my secret blog. I don't expect many people to see it, though. I mean, who searches for "Ann Coulter" or, yet, "Ann Hart Coulter" anyway?

Anyway, the reason I started this blog is because, well, I don't know how to put this... Promise you won't be mad at me America? Well...

I've been kidding the whole time.

Yeah.

Everything.

EVERYTHING.

I wasn't serious at all.

Not once.

Okay, got to go. I'll explain more later.